The warrior Hun is awakened in this dreadful Asylum film. After some LOL-worthy narration and a totally necessary Asylum helicopter scene, some warriors unconvincingly push over some villagers, and then there's some stock snake footage. A two-star general gets irrationally angry because a recently excavated archaeological find is dirty, then Attila comes back to life after ingesting some poorly computer animated blood. Then Attila runs, fights some guys, then runs some more. Then Attila runs, fights some guys, then runs some more. Then Attila runs, fights some guys, then runs some more. Then Attila runs, fights some guys, then runs some more. Meanwhile he searches for a staff that supposedly belonged to Moses, I suppose, but it looks like an oversized skull Pez dispenser that been spray painted with some gold spray paint, and it wouldn't be out of place on the discount shelf at a Halloween superstore. Then Attila runs, fights some guys, and then runs some more. After about a month of really bad movie, some stuff explodes and it finally ends.
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