A spaceship crashes out in the boondocks, and oddly enough, no one seems to notice in this nightbeasty film. I mean, let's say for instance you live out in the wilderness where nothing ever, ever happens, and suddenly in the night something crashes in the forest near your campsite. Wouldn't you have the slightest curiosity about what happened? Wouldn't there be some sort of gossip about the odd newcomer wandering the town stabbing, strangling, and vaporizing people? Apparently, not in this fog-machine-y, entrail-y, wood-panel-y, femullet-y and mustache-y movie. It's like the spacecraft landed in Mehville. Anyway, the whole Nightbeast plot-line is quickly abandoned for a couple of odd vignettes about a motorcycle-riding murderer, a pool party, and a love story between two pasty cops, but if you called this movie The Rape-y Motorcyclist, The Confusing Pool Party, And Two Pasty Naked Cops, no one would want to watch that and it wouldn't fit on a theater marquee. I watched Nightbeast on Youtube on the Troma Channel, and it's recommended if you like stuff that sucks. Here's a trailer, and it's slightly NSFW if your boss frowns on you watching videos with black bars over the naughty bits.
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