Italians or Canadians wearing garish ties unconvincingly defrost an enormous forced perspective split screen yeti for some reason in this hokey film. People turn knobs aboard a helicopter in an effort to look scientific, a Carmina Burana "homage" plays on the soundtrack, and people flee a snarling pants-less Wolfman Jack impersonator in need of a VO-5 Hot Oil Treatment. I'm not sure why. Several cast members pretend to eat a 300 pound salmon, someone combs their hair with the salmon skeleton, someone Bactines a Yeti, then Lassie comes to the rescue and I realize the Seventies were full of plaid parkas. Seriously. This King Kong ripoff has HR Pufnstuf quality special effects, bad acting, a bad script, and a Yeti disco theme song. It's amazing if you're amazed by stuff that sucks. I watched it on Youtube. Here's a clip of a Yeti rampaging through Toronto:
Sunday, March 4, 2012
Yeti: Giant Of The 20th Century
Italians or Canadians wearing garish ties unconvincingly defrost an enormous forced perspective split screen yeti for some reason in this hokey film. People turn knobs aboard a helicopter in an effort to look scientific, a Carmina Burana "homage" plays on the soundtrack, and people flee a snarling pants-less Wolfman Jack impersonator in need of a VO-5 Hot Oil Treatment. I'm not sure why. Several cast members pretend to eat a 300 pound salmon, someone combs their hair with the salmon skeleton, someone Bactines a Yeti, then Lassie comes to the rescue and I realize the Seventies were full of plaid parkas. Seriously. This King Kong ripoff has HR Pufnstuf quality special effects, bad acting, a bad script, and a Yeti disco theme song. It's amazing if you're amazed by stuff that sucks. I watched it on Youtube. Here's a clip of a Yeti rampaging through Toronto:
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