Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Blood


Andy Milligan directs this disaster of a film. I'm not sure how to describe it. It has something to do with the 19th century, and werewolves, and vampires, and carnivorous plants, and everyone seems to have some sort of problem with their legs. That's pretty much all I've got. There's wooden acting, amateurish makeup, unconvincing accents, stagey direction, shoddy camerawork, garish lighting, stilted dialogue, gooey leg wounds, and limping. Someone attacks a plastic plant with a knife, someone gets attacked with a meat cleaver, someone else gets attacked with a shovel, and someone chops the head off a dead mouse and eats it but it's hard to tell because the shot is so blurry. This film is unbelievably awful, and it's recommended if you like stuff that sucks. Here's a clip:


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