Actors jump on trampolines in this movie that I can only assume has very little to do with Star Wars. Here's what occurs: About a half-dozen or so clips from Star Wars are haphazardly hot-glued together, then a guy talks in front of a rear-projection of these clips. Then the theme from Indiana Jones plays, then we see footage of the aurora borealis and the Great Pyramid. For some reason, there's an epic battle between two guys and a bunch of guys on horseback. The horses seem annoyed by this. Cylon-esque dudes show up, shoot laser guns, then have a kung-fu battle with the two guys as ineptly edited close-ups of people and monsters appear on the screen. Then mummies attack. The two guys engage in vigorous calisthenics with rocks tied to their feet, and then zombies appear. The two guys end up in the Mos Eisley Cantina and have a kung-fu fight with a Teletubby, someone has a brain in a box, and we see some spectacular (and by spectacular I mean amateurish and LOL-inducing) trampoline routines which are played over and over again. Then some more appropriated Star Wars clips are used, then the movie ends. As the print I watched had no subtitles, I have no idea why any of this stuff occurred. I watched Turkish Star Wars on Youtube, and it was amazing if you're amazed by stuff that sucks. Highly recommended. Here's a clip:
I've always felt that the use of the Indiana Jones music was a nice touch.
ReplyDeleteEverything about this film is fantastic. I'm sorry I hadn't watched it sooner.
ReplyDeleteI watched it at my brother's bachelor party. We also watched Turkish Rambo. It's not nearly as hilarious, but it's still pretty sweet.
ReplyDeleteHmm, Turkish Rambo, you say? This intrigues me....
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