A mummy covered in green stuff get revived by x-rays in this tedious sci-fi film. 30-year old college freshmen unconvincingly boogie, unconvincingly make out, and unconvincingly Walk Like An Egyptian while Shari Belafonte wears headbands and legwarmers. I don't know why. Then two full grown cops shriek like 3-year old girls and flee a regular-sized rat because it's in the script. There's a gooey hand and some night vision mummy POV shots, but they're not very good. Time Walker is #20 on The Sagal Index Of The 1000 Worst Films Of All Time, but I've seen worse.
Wednesday, June 12, 2013
Time Walker
A mummy covered in green stuff get revived by x-rays in this tedious sci-fi film. 30-year old college freshmen unconvincingly boogie, unconvincingly make out, and unconvincingly Walk Like An Egyptian while Shari Belafonte wears headbands and legwarmers. I don't know why. Then two full grown cops shriek like 3-year old girls and flee a regular-sized rat because it's in the script. There's a gooey hand and some night vision mummy POV shots, but they're not very good. Time Walker is #20 on The Sagal Index Of The 1000 Worst Films Of All Time, but I've seen worse.
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