Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Brain Of Blood


Brains get transplanted in this Al Adamson film. So, this guy dies, and then he's transported to the lab wrapped in crinkled tin foil like he's a gigantic brain-needing baked potato. Meanwhile, the camera shoots through a large jar containing a rat, and a sloppy pink brain gets electrodes attached to it. Then there's a thrilling rooftop chase scene as a woman with blue eyeshadow smokes a Virginia Slim. Then a different woman being taunted by a dwarf while chained in a dungeon has an obviously phony rubber spider on her hand. This woman somehow escapes the chains, but gets bitten by a rat. Some dude is awfully concerned and applies first aid, which consists of slicing the wound with a pocketknife and sucking out the poison because that's fine, makes sense, and isn't especially hygienic. Then a monster with a rubber cone-head wanders around, then the movie ends.


While I will cautiously recommend Brain Of Blood if you like stuff that sucks, I wholeheartedly recommend the trailer. Everything about it is great...the voiceover, the graphics, the brain surgery. Just do that instead.

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