Brains get transplanted in this Al Adamson film. So, this guy dies, and then he's transported to the lab wrapped in crinkled tin foil like he's a gigantic brain-needing baked potato. Meanwhile, the camera shoots through a large jar containing a rat, and a sloppy pink brain gets electrodes attached to it. Then there's a thrilling rooftop chase scene as a woman with blue eyeshadow smokes a Virginia Slim. Then a different woman being taunted by a dwarf while chained in a dungeon has an obviously phony rubber spider on her hand. This woman somehow escapes the chains, but gets bitten by a rat. Some dude is awfully concerned and applies first aid, which consists of slicing the wound with a pocketknife and sucking out the poison because that's fine, makes sense, and isn't especially hygienic. Then a monster with a rubber cone-head wanders around, then the movie ends.
While I will cautiously recommend Brain Of Blood if you like stuff that sucks, I wholeheartedly recommend the trailer. Everything about it is great...the voiceover, the graphics, the brain surgery. Just do that instead.
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