Attack Of The Crab Monsters

Attack Of The Crab Monsters is a film about attacking telepathic nocturnal negatively charged liquid crab monsters with French accents, but a title like Attack Of The Telepathic Nocturnal Negatively Charged Liquid Crab Monsters With French Accents would never fit on a theater marquee and frankly doesn't make a lot of sense. After many scenes of stock footage of atomic bomb blasts, a tsunami strikes an island. Then, some rowboats land on a beach, and somehow a guy standing in 18 inch deep water on the beach is attacked by a crab monster deep in the ocean, and when he's dragged up to the surface he's missing his head. I don't know why. Then the Professor from Gilligan's Island carries around obvious plot device dynamite, and sometimes people look down into a precipice in an attempt to act. Not much else happens. Sometimes you see a giant crab claw, but it's nothing to get excited about. I watched Attack Of The Crab Monsters and it was dreadful and poorly lit. Here's a trailer: