Steve Austin's boss from The Six Million Dollar Man stars in this film about a murdering statue, I guess. There's suspect science, voice-over narration, stock volcano footage, and lots and lots of murderous statue-man lumbering. It has a "magically reanimated dead body buried long ago from an exotic far-away land shuffles around exacting its revenge and carrying the fainting lady who resembles his ancient booty call" sort of vibe about it, but I can't quite figure out why. That plot doesn't sound familiar. I watched The Curse Of the Faceless Man on Youtube, but I'm going to try to stay mum about it so that Universal and Hammer Studios don't find out.
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