So, I was almost 2 minutes into Berserker: Hell's Warrior before I realized it was a Nordic, chain-mailed, dragon-boated, Highlander Viking Beyond Thunderdome beardtastrophe. I'm somewhat upset with myself as having not realized sooner, but I was transfixed by the sight of Patrick Bergin's sad, wispy, phony beard as it daintily drifted on the breeze, and hypnotized by all of the stilted dialogue that sounded like Anchorman outtakes. Thankfully, I can't find a trailer for Berserker: Hell's Warrior, so just enjoy these videos of Ron Burgundy saying things.
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