If I was capable of human emotion, I would feel almost bad for the protagonists in this documentary. In front of a packed audience of about a dozen or so people who we never see because of the static camera and standing in front of mylar balloons that reflect the cameraman as they drift distractingly in the air-conditioned breeze; a man recounts his story of the time he was abducted by aliens. Then we're given the opportunity to watch an 'exclusive interview' where the poor guy has to retell his story of getting abducted by carrot-like aliens again as the interviewer just seems to nod while they sit in front of some hotel room draperies. Then to add insult to injury for everyone involved, the abductee tells his story AGAIN and I decide I just can't take it anymore so I watch six or seven episodes of season three of Archer instead. Looking like it was taken from a beat-up copy on VHS where someone needs to adjust the tracking, Into The Unknown: The Pascagoula Alien Abductions is one of the worst things ever, but I can't really recommend it unless you're suffering from insomnia.
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