Well, I had to go to IMDB to find out what Devil's Kiss was about. Apparently, a Count and Countess conduct experiments where they reanimate the dead to kill for them.
Yeah, I didn't get that. The movie I saw featured a poncho and pant-suited avant-garde fashion show in a torture chamber, a half-hearted seance where someone faints, and then a medium gives a dwarf a piggy-back ride before feeding him a turkey leg and removing her blouse. Then a coffin gets unearthed, someone eats soup, a chicken gets stabbed, and a monster wearing blue eyeshadow attacks. All of that sounds pretty groovy, and other than the sassy strutting of the fashion models in their ponchos and pantsuits with the strategically placed cutouts, it isn't really.
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