In a very rape-y post-apocalyptic future; there will be lots of raping, looting, pillaging, and rubber spiders. People will wear their jeans tucked into their socks, but I don't think that fashion choice causes any specific apocalypses. We should be careful not to let it happen. The risk is much too great, because then we get a movie like Land Of Doom.
Girl with crossbow meets whiny boy with his jeans tucked into his socks, and they spend the next 90 minutes getting captured and escaping from the same band of ruffians who look a little like Judas Priest. Let's check:
Oh yeah, that's the stuff. With a hint of Twisted Sister. Anyway, there's a cannibal with an outrageous French accent a la Pepe Le Pew, unconvincing fight scenes, burlap sacks as clothing, and I wonder why there are so damn many people out in the desert. I watched Land Of Doom on Netflix, and I'm just about fed up with the future. Here's a clip:
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