People talk on telephones in this film about a UFO we never see that crashed in a lake. People row boats, talk on telephones, wave their hands over piles of leaves to feel the vibes, talk on telephones, wear lime green polyester bell bottoms, have a cool wet cloth applied to their foreheads, wander around the forest, and talk on telephones. That's pretty much all that happens. Did I mention the cast talks on telephones? Well, they do. A lot. They also spout sentence fragments like "Fears. Forms." so often it's almost like watching experimental avant-garde cinema. Occasionally there's some trippy psychedelic lights and images in place of plot a la 2001: A Space Odyssey; and that was kind of cool, but not cool enough. Did I mention that you don't see a single UFO? Not a one. I watched UFO: Target Earth on Youtube. It was dreadful. Here's a "Fears. Forms"-filled trailer:
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