Monday, December 24, 2012

Elvira: Mistress Of The Dark

An outlandishly dressed horror TV show host who ridicules bad movies and drives a bitchin' car inherits a dilapidated mansion and turns all the town's squares against her in this terrible film. I had no problem with any of that, especially since there was a demonic casserole, angry villagers with flaming torches, and a clip or two of the film Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes. Spoiler alert: Near the end of the film; Elvira is nearly burned at the stake, and it's reminiscent of Carl Theodor Dreyer's The Passion Of Joan Of Arc if Carl Theodor Dreyer didn't give a crap about cinematography and if Joan Of Arc wore pasties. Elvira: Mistress Of The Dark is highly recommended if you like stuff that sucks.

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