There's an evil Santa afoot in this boy's adventure tale. Unfortunately, there's not enough Evil Santa and not enough adventure. It's very well photographed and awfully quirky, but when I'm sold a bill of goods about Evil Santa, I sure as heck want a frothy-mouthed, ranting, blood-drenched, rampaging Evil Santa. Maybe I set my expectations too high. I liked Rare Exports, but found it to be a Bjork-y yuletide X-Files.