Zombeavers

Toxic waste creates zombified beavers in this disappointing horror film. Tediously developing unlikeable characters and setting up a "who kissed who at the frat party" backstory takes up the first half of the film, and the second half isn't nearly as ridiculous as a film entitled Zombeavers should have been, where the disposable characters are trapped at a rural cabin by felled trees and unconvincingly startled in the shower. Sure, there's entrails, severed legs, and gooey beaver puppets, but the film meanders about with selfie-drama instead of creatively putting 6 cardboard cut-out collegiate douchebags out of our misery. Slow moving, boring, and oddly serious, Zombeavers would've been more entertaining had it ramped up the camp.