Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Super Cyclone

Offshore drilling causes an unconvincing volcano, some unconvincing CPR, some unconvincing weather patterns, and some unconvincing CGI explosions in this Asylum disaster of a disaster film. Rather than repeat myself, you can consider the following things found in the film Super Cyclone to be unconvincing: any lava found on the floor of an oil rig, any helicopter turbulence, any instances of lifeboats boiling, any tidal waves, or any mysteriously windy doors. Someone confuses Florida with Southern California, someone throws hay on the windshield of a car, and for some reason none of the blinds covering any windows in any Asylum film are ever open. Why is that? Don't tell me.

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