Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Island Of The Fishmen

Criminals wash ashore on a mysterious Caribbean island filled with fishmen in this somewhat dull adventure film. There's scorpions, snakes, open pits with spikes, voodoo ceremonies, and Barbara Bach taking a lengthy bubblebath. Suddenly, Joseph Cotten appears, and he was living under the stairs the whole time. Did you know Joseph Cotten was in some of the greatest films of all time, and he was also in this? Neither did I. Then a guy named Claude gets clawed, and no one seems to laugh, but I did.

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