Wednesday, June 3, 2015

What To Expect When You're Expecting

Men experience the joys of labor, delivery, and product placement in this dreadful bromantic comedy. Chance Crawford, Ben Falcone, Matthew Morrison, Dennis Quaid, Chris Rock, Rodrigo Santoro, Joe Manganiello, Rob Huebel, Thomas Lennon, and Amir Talai push strollers, race golf carts, eat chili dogs, have circumcision crises, cavort in musical montages, and do pull-ups while one of their children narrowly avoids injury from running while carrying a stick or getting beaned from a thrown pop can. Several women appear who rarely speak to one another, and I'm sure their cameos were extremely expensive. While surprisingly dialogue heavy for an action comedy starring men strapped down with gear, earning 23 cents more per dollar on average than women, or preparing bacon-based entrees in their food truck, sadly nothing explodes in What To Expect When You're Expecting, although one of the women vomits into a cup-shaped dancing trophy.

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