Friday, December 31, 2010

I watch terrible movies so you don't have to #7: Valhalla Rising

Some Viking dudes wrestle, glare at one another, and wield swords. Not much else happens. Imagine a very beautiful and nearly wordless coffee-table book of misty and fjordy photgraphs sitting on your coffee-table. Why did you buy it? Was it a gift? Who gave it to you? Which one of your friends thinks you are a Viking enthusiast? No one knows. Just as static and arcane, this film just sits around all Nordic-like, and you wonder how it got there. On Netflix Instant Streaming.

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