Sunday, December 26, 2010

I watch terrible movies so you don't have to #5: Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman

A semi-comedic Atomic Age sci-fi flick where scores of over-dressed onlookers stare agog at whatever nuclear menace threatens to crush them. Plot over-view: An heiress gets manhandled by a 15-foot rubber hand with carpeted knuckles after an alcoholic drive through the desert in a humongous convertible. If you couldn't guess from the title of the movie; science + aliens + radioactivity = hugeness in heiresses. Side-effects include nearly useless floppy boneless fingers and a sometimes semi-transparent head. Discontinue use if you experience dialogue that includes the following: "You pulled a boner tonight", "She's Loose!!!", and "What happened? Was it a gigantic woman?". Terrible, yet good for a laugh and mercifully brief. On Netflix Instant Streaming.

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