Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Machine Girl: Terrible Movies #88
Warning: Contains spoilers.
A young girl with a machine gun for an arm seeks revenge on those who caused the death of her brother, in turn causing more revenge killings. Other than some unconvincing special effects and some dodgy graphics, here's a rundown of some of the things you'll see in this movie: Geysers of fake blood. High flying kung fu. Deep-fried tempura-battered hand. Various amputations, decapitations and mutilations. Hundreds of shuriken flung by yakuza. Severed finger sushi. Ninjas wielding katana. Chainsaw. Drill bra. And finally, electrocution caused by pee-pee. Ridiculous, implausible, and would be considered horrific if it wasn't so cartoonish. However, just because I said it's awful doesn't mean you shouldn't watch it. It's still a lot of fun if you like stuff that's bad. On Netflix Instant Streaming.
BTW, I wanted to include a trailer, but I can't find one that's suitable for all audiences. If you're interested, just Youtube it. It's totally your call, but don't say you weren't warned.