Plot: Miniature trains derail occasionally, and everyone talks about it. Avoid unless you enjoy choppy prints, strange Scandinavian accents, corny pinochle jokes; or hearing the words nincompoop, dickens, or whippersnapper while a sorrowful violin plays. Contains utterances of the phrase "You're darn tootin'!" and very few Phantom Expresses of any variety. I watched it on Youtube, and you can watch it below but there must be something else you can be doing.