I fell asleep watching Evil Dead II. I know! Evil Dead II is filled with puppets and things screaming for 90 minutes, and I slept through it.
What has me very concerned is the fact that I remained wide awake later when I accidentally watched an episode of The New Girl.
And by "I accidentally watched an episode of The New Girl" I really mean "I purposefully watched an entire season of The New Girl and I don't know what's wrong with me or how I've lost control of my life".
I'll admit it, I like The New Girl. It's cute and absurd, but it's taken over my life, and I want my life back.