Thursday, January 12, 2012

A Bell From Hell: A Terrible One

A pensive-looking dude with a fondness for turtlenecks drives a motorcycle in the seventies and says very little in this dreary and pretentious revenge film. There's plenty of livestock, waves crash on rocks, and fog enshrouds a castle on the beach and not much else happens. The bell in the title makes a couple of brief appearances, but I'm not sure why. In fact, I'm not certain what happens in this movie, but I don't think it matters much. The whole mess is incoherent, slow-moving, and fairly rape-y. Avoid as if it were covered in a mysterious sticky substance. It's 90 minutes of bell-free hell. I watched it on because the title was intriguing and there was the promise that someone was going to bleed from the eyes. Here's a trailer and a link:

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