Tuesday, August 9, 2011
Of Cooks And Kung Fu: Terrible Movies #172
A guy does somersaults, catches fish with his bare hands, burns food in a large outdoor wok, and does all sorts of kung-fu. Other than that I have no idea what this movie is about. Enter The Clip:
It's 90 minutes of that. Normally, that would be cool. But when you're unsure who these people are or why they're doing what they're doing, it becomes as tedious as an instructional video. I watched it on Netflix. You can watch it too, but with the sound turned off while you're doing something else, although you'll miss the moment where the filmmakers borrow some incidental music from Jaws and use it awkwardly.