Tuesday, July 3, 2012

4 Half-Assed Reviews

Due to circumstances beyond my control (sloth, ennui, procrastination, snacks), I watched 4 films and didn't review them.


Shallow Grave: After they realize their new flatmate hasn't left his room for several days, three caustic and amoral flatmates become concerned in this Scottish thriller. I've seen it before, and I liked it. I watched it on DVD. Here's a trailer:




Guru The Mad Monk: People stand around outside a church and talk with New York accents while wearing unconvincing period clothing in this poorly made film. That's pretty much it. There's a decapitation, and someone's hands get cut off, and a sign that says "The Lost Souls Of Moravia" someone taped over the church's actual sign is peeling off, and it's all very boring. Here's a trailer:




Crippled Masters: Um, yeah. It was offensive and awful.




Morons From Outer Space: Honestly, I didn't pay much attention to this one. I was eating a Stouffer's Macaroni And Cheese and couldn't be stopped. Then I had some blackberry pie with vanilla ice cream. From what I remember, it was reminiscent of Dr. Who or Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, only with some dodgy American accents.




Thanks for your patience during this difficult time.

5 comments:

  1. Your blackberry pie with vanilla ice cream was reminiscent of Dr. Who? I see your point. It's never been the same since Christopher Ecclestone left.

    I wouldn't be able to do more than a half-assed review of any of these films either. Not very good at all although the first one, with Christopher Ecclestone, was the best of a bad lot. :)

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  2. Ha! Yes, it was whatever it was. And thanks for all the fish.

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