Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Mad Doctor Of Blood Island

A mad doctor creates zombies with green blood in this poorly made film. What I found to be most interesting about this film is the fact the cameraman/cinematographer/director decided it would be a great idea to have the camera zoom in and out frantically whenever something scary happens. Why did they do that? It was the wrong choice, but it's too late now to do anything about it. Anyway, there's lots of unconvincing fleeing, unconvincing spear throwing, unconvincing erotic dancing by torchlight, unconvincing hysteria while clinging to jungle foliage, unconvincing entrails, an unconvincing tomb snake, an unconvincing plywood coffin, and an unconvincing monster that looks like a lumbering Caesar salad. There are also many leis, lots of false eyelashes, lots of plunging necklines, and some unfortunate animal cruelty. I watched Mad Doctor Of Blood Island on Youtube, and it was pretty lousy. Here's a trailer:


  1. Yeah, I was going to do this one but saw the trailer and called it a no go. I re-watched The Gate instead.

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