Monday, February 14, 2011
The Monster That Challenged The World: Terrible Movies #55
WARNING: This quiz contains spoilers!
When being attacked by an overgrown escargot, which of the following weapons and modes of defense would you choose to save your life and the lives of your loved ones cowering in a laboratory storeroom? Would you choose:
A) Weakly throwing a half-filled beaker
B) Partially covering the 15 foot mollusk in fire-extinguishing powder when you could easily have pummeled it to death with it, or;
C) Hacking it to bits with the conveniently placed fireman's axe hanging on the wall
within arm's reach.
I'll give you a few moments to choose.
OK. If you chose C, this would probably have shortened the movie by at least a good five minutes instead of ending abruptly with very few answers as to whether the planet was going to be overrun by an expensive French appetizer. If you chose A or B, then you probably starred in this boring film.
On Netflix Instant Streaming.