Sunday, November 27, 2011

Time Bandits: A Good One #146

In an effort to expand the cultural horizons of the minions in the art department of Deathrage Industries, I decided to allow them to watch the classic film Time Bandits in lieu of a lunch break and docked their pay because they clearly were not working. Since the film contains nose picking, time travel, spitting, violence against poor people, floating disembodied heads, exploding henchmen, machine gun fire, sword battles, ogres, aquatic giants with ships for hats, foreboding castles, fireballs shooting from eyeballs, fingers that shoot bullets, tanks, knights, cowboys, archers, spaceships, and The Living Embodiment Of Evil Incarnate who changes into a lethal knife-wielding amusement park ride; I figured they would enjoy something like that because I surely would. They were decidedly unimpressed, so I fired them, and by "firing" them I really mean I shoved them off the roof of the building. Can't get good help nowadays. I watched it on Netflix Instant Streaming, and I'm now taking applications. Here's a poor people punching clip:


  1. This is one of those movies that I haven't watched since I was a kid and worry it won't be as good. I remember almost nothing about it. Isn't Sean Connery in it?