Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Something Creeping In The Dark

People are trapped in an old dark house on a dark and stormy night amidst blue eyeshadow, turtlenecks, and slow-motion dream sequences while ominous piano chords are played in this slow-moving horror film. Sure, there's a seance, and thunder and lightning, and low-plunging necklines; but you have to suffer through many shots of people walking down corridors, or opening doors, or pensively looking off into the distance. It's boring. Ok, so sometimes people are stabbed and bludgeoned, doors occasionally open by themselves, curtains blow about in a spooky fashion, and footsteps are heard in the hallway; but honestly, if something was creeping in the dark I think I missed it.

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