Thursday, November 6, 2014

Big Ass Spider!

An exterminator battles a large arachnid in this tedious Asylum film. Featuring many boom shadows and a crew seen in reflected surfaces so often they should get an acting credit, Big Ass Spider also features a cameo by Lloyd Kaufman, lights that conveniently go out for plot's sake, some unconvincing dialogue, many flat jokes, inconsistent time graphics, a gooey ribcage covered in spider webs, a moment where someone's face melts, camera shadows during a buxom game of volleyball, and some unfortunate racial stereotypes. However, the lead actor has a guy-next-door likability, Lin Shaye makes a brief appearance, and I didn't want to throw anything at the screen, so there's that.

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