Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Jonah Hex: Terrible Movies #105
A rather ordinary comic book based revenge western with gunfights, horses, fire, explosions, MMA, ghosts and shaky cam. John Malkovich's accent drifts in and out, Josh Brolin mumbles for good reason, and Megan Fox mumbles for no reason. The action sequences are hard to follow, the night sequences are too dark, and Megan Fox does very little other than stand around in a corset and look dewy. The supernatural aspects are pretty cool, but there aren't enough of them. It's playing on HBO or Showtime or whatnot, but you should do something else.