Monday, April 18, 2011

Land Of The Lost: Terrible Movies #102

Armed with little more than a $100,000,000 budget and the lyrics to the original Saturday morning kids' show theme song, Hollywood has managed to create a humorless kids' movie kids under 13 probably shouldn't even watch. Features poop jokes, penis jokes, vagina jokes, boob jokes and auto-tune jokes; all of which fall flat. Will Ferrel and Danny McBride ad-lib, but they don't seem into it. Features lines of dialogue like "Never trust a dude in a tunic", "You just gave murderous primitives fire", and "Crap-balls". Just awful. It's now playing on HBO, but watch something else.

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