Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Creature Of Destruction

A googly-eyed and snaggle-toothed Creature From The Black Lagoon-esque rubber suited monster whose pupils slits were painted on just a little bit crooked follows a guy into a warehouse and slaps him to death while he sits cowering in an automobile for some reason in this dreadful made-for-TV film. Then there's an unconvincing rock concert where someone sings about Batman, sort of. I don't know why. Then there's some hypnotic regression, wonky editing, and a hootenanny where someone drives off on their motorcycle in a huff after smashing their guitar; and the monster slaps them to death, too. I don't know why. Then I just stopped caring. I watched Creature Of Destruction on Youtube, and it's recommended if you like stuff that sucks. Sadly, there doesn't seem to be a trailer.

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