Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Goliath And The Dragon

Goliath climbs down into a very deep cave wearing a revealing toga and punches an unconvincing flame-throwing Cereberus in its faces in this sword-and-sandals film. He then throws a rock at what I can only assume is a Baked Alaska and has a brief battle with Man-Bat. I don't know why. It has the usual stuff a sword-and-sandals epic might have; someone throwing a hissy fit while playing a lyre, an attack by a guy in a bear suit, swords, sandals, togas, levitating blood diamonds, elephants crushing crucified guys, and a maiden being lowered into a snake pit. You know, the usual. I watched Goliath And The Dragon on Youtube, and it was lousy. Here's a trailer:

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