Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes

The vile, hideous weed attacks people in this musical horror comedy. Honestly, I'm not sure how anyone can choke those disgusting things down. They're just the worst. You know, tomatoes were considered poisonous in North America during the 17th century, and I'm not certain they're wrong.

Just look at them.

Actually, that looks pretty cool. Anyway, they're overgrown nightshade, and they're filled with gelatinous, seed-filled nastiness. Yuck.

Anyway, back to the movie. Tomatoes are thrown, rolled, smashed, submerged, crushed and smeared. I'm not sure why. Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes isn't funny, it's not musical, and it's not horrific. However, it is offensive, nonsensical, and awful; but not in a good way. It's been called The Worst Film Ever Made. It's not, but I'm sure it's on the list somewhere. Here's a trailer:

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