A dude travels to a village to find out why his father was crushed beneath the tomb of a 700-year old vampire with perfect eye makeup in this Spanish horror film. He recruits the local villagers to help lift the tomb off his father's corpse, and removes the lid of the coffin, revealing a female vampire. She hangs out in her crypt and opens her eyes in a threatening manner for the length of the movie.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's a boom in the shot, too.
I was going to completely write this movie off as a boring drag, but the ending was kind of kick ass, which I won't spoil.
Oops, spoiler alert, but I spoiled it a little. Don't worry, it gets better, and I promise I won't spoil it.