An unconvincingly bleached-blond viking does some unconvincingly knife-related Viking stuff in this slow-moving Mario Bava film. Waves crash on a beach, and people stand around and talk. Sometimes people start fires. Then a guy wearing a fur toga gets startled by a chicken and then he pours water on his head. Suddenly, someone gets knifed in the neck, someone chops a salad, and someone gets an ax to the face. The someone carries a sheep, and a couple of guys hurl severed heads at a bride. Suddenly, an unconvincing fire breaks out, and someone uses the word 'implacable'. Then someone gets stabbed in the face, some other stuff happens, then the movie ends.
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