Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Hellevator: The Bottled Fools

In Dystopic Badly Photographed Future Japan, everyone will travel by elevator and wear bad wigs from what I can tell from this elevator torture film. I think this film is supposed to be a commentary on our present day cynicism in an electronically surveilled world, but I stopped caring after 15 minutes of screaming. I wasn't screaming, the people in the film were; but I certainly felt like screaming. Hellevator is hellish, but for all the wrong reasons. I can't think of anything more awful than being trapped in an elevator with vapid, annoying people; some of whom might stab you or talk incessantly on cell phones.

Wow. It's scary just to imagine. So imagine that and skip the movie.

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