Elen Page stars in this roller derby film which is Drew Barrymore's directorial debut. Drew does a pretty darn good job, actually, and appears in the film as a stoner derby-girl named Smashley Simpson. You know, I should come up with a derby name. Something catchy, and funny, and a little violent. Like, I don't know, Drew Burymore. How does that sound? I'll have to keep thinking about it, I guess.