Karate-Robo Zaborgar is the story of a motorcycle that knows karate. Yes, that is correct. Go ahead and process that information for a moment or two. I'll wait.
Yes, there's a theme song. I don't know what it's about. Anyway, I'm convinced that Karate-Robo Zaborgar is the greatest film ever made by anyone anywhere throughout history, and here's why:
flying heads, dizzying kung fu, katanas, shuriken, samurai with cartoonishly large lips that suck the DNA out of people's faces until their heads collapse, man breast milk, a phony mustache, cyborgs, giant robots, diarrhea robots, bikini girls, dragon breasts, and a motorcycle that knows karate. It's incredible, and terrible, and I worry for the human race that this movie exists. Watch it immediately.