Saturday, May 28, 2011
Three Celestial Bodies: Terrible Movies #132
Apathetic high-schoolers stand around and complain in a surreal landscape like a pretentious cologne commercial. If you're interested in what Twilight might be like sans the vampires and written by Jean-Paul Sartre or what an Abercrombie and Fitch advertisement might be like if it was filmed by Man Ray, this film's for you, but heck, who the hell wants to see that? Yes, it was pretty to look at, and I got all the Surrealist homages, but it was still vapid and dreadful. A short film featured in Mubi.com's Cannes film fest thing they're doing.