Saturday, January 15, 2011
The Ape: Terrible Movies #29
I've learned quite a bit from watching these bad old movies. For instance, I've learned to never visit small towns; especially the ones with wisecracking, slingshot carrying children who throw rocks through windows and say "Aw gee!", or where large groups of gossipy and conspiring townsfolk loiter in the drug store or on the street corner, or where the circus has recently come to town and a killer ape has gotten loose, or worst yet, where Boris Karloff lives, and he is the town doctor/mad scientist who practices medicine/experiments on people illuminated by a single dangling light bulb. These are valuable lessons to learn. On Netflix Instant Streaming.