I watch terrible movies so you don't have to #10: Wake
A squeaky-voiced young woman goes to funerals, there's a misunderstanding, and high jinks ensue. Completely dreadful from beginning to end. Like an overlong Kay Jewelers commercial, where Jane Seymour jams her Open Hearts Collection down your throat for 90 minutes while an acoustic guitar is limply strummed, and there's no way to escape. No, really. Jane Seymour wears her signature jewelry collection in the film, and damn it, she's not going to let you forget it. On Netflix Instant Streaming.