Sunday, January 9, 2011

The Lady And The Monster: Terrible Movies #22

Have you ever wondered if you are in the presence of a Mad Scientist? It's sometimes hard to tell, and unlike the Bugs Bunny cartoon, they're probably not going to have a huge blinking neon sign advertising that fact. If you notice any of the following things, there's a pretty good chance you've got a Mad Scientist on your hands. Does he own a large Gothic castle in the middle of the desert? Does he have a monkey hidden under his cape? Does he sprinkle the word trepanation in everyday conversation? After the offscreen monkey trepanation, does he have a bottle of scotch next to a box with mysterious buttons all over it, and does that box have a 60 watt bulb whose only obvious function is to quickly blink on and off? Does he keep brains (monkey or otherwise) in large jars filled with murky liquids? Is he Erich Von Stroheim? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you're probably watching this movie too, and I feel very sorry for you. Completely devoid of monsters. On Netflix Instant Streaming.

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