Look, you don't have to tell me. I know it's not a movie, it's only a TV show. And I know it isn't much different from other "a giant thing attacks another giant thing and destroys Tokyo" movies/TV shows...it's all chroma-keying and forced perspective, rubber suited people wrestling and smashing miniature sets. But it's brief, action packed, loaded with nostalgia and has a jaunty theme song. I watched it here.