Saturday, January 22, 2011

Mr. Hercules Against Karate: Terrible Movie #39

Girder slapstick. Petroleum based environmental disaster related slapstick. Sad muted trumpet. Bar-fight at Wang's Pub featuring 9 foot bologna sandwich slapstick. Airplane staircase dragged by suspenders slapstick. Rickshaw slapstick. Spontaneous ferryboat kung- fu. Spontaneous boiler room kung-fu with slide whistle. Drumstick/chopstick slapstick. Junky kung-fu aboard multiple junks. Features schizophrenic elevator/supermarket music and jazz flute. Features dialogue like, "A certain Wang brought us to Hong Kong.", "Hung Lo receives no visitors.", and "Hurray for USA al dente!". Also has terrible rear projection effects and a restaurant kissing scene where the camera bumps into a hanging lantern. Incredibly dumb. On Netflix Instant Streaming.

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