Saturday, January 15, 2011

Return Of The Ape Man: Terrible Movies #28

After scenes of boats cruising past icebergs, Bela Lugosi and John Carradine stand in front of a backdrop of the Himalayas and talk. Suddenly, there's stock footage of various avalanches. Inexplicably, the men have just made the discovery of a lifetime...a prehistoric man frozen in a block of ice. Bela defrosts him with a hair dryer, then the caveman goes on a rampage. Luckily, the lab is conveniently equipped with a bullwhip because that's extremely likely and Bela beats him with it. Then John Carradine plays Moonlight Serenade on a piano at a party because somber classical music drives party-goers wild and that's exactly what movie lovers clamor for in their Ape Man pictures. Completely science free. On Netflix Instant Streaming.

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